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No. 383
Will checked his phone for messages. There were none. The
clock said 8:53. He made up his mind and leaned forward to speak to the limo
driver. “She’s not coming. I can still make it in time if we leave now.”
The driver tipped his cap and started the engine. “Perhaps she
wasn’t right for you, anyway,” he offered from the front seat.
“Maybe,” said Will. “Maybe you’re right.”
When the car began to move, Will didn’t look back.
May 18, 2013
Around Gray Publishes Presents - Lisa Dugaro - The Tragical History of Charlie Porter
Elevators don’t have to simply go up and down.
It was Charlie Porter’s dream to liberate the elevator from the meaninglessness of simple up and down movement. He’d just been fired from his elevator-repair job when he came up with the plan. Perhaps he’d felt a kinship with the machine’s scripted responses and powerlessness of direction, or maybe he was just cracking up. That night, he spent a good chunk of his savings on a liquidated antique lift.
A year later, Porter was living on ramen and A & W ketchup packets, but he’d managed to establish a track for his lift that allowed it to move diagonally and right and left as well as up and down.
In another six months, homeless and scrounging for paper to further his plans, he’d done away with the track. The antique lift was long gone, replaced by a theoretical lift which existed only on used napkins and discarded business cards. Of course he was collecting other things, too. A board here, some electrical circuitry there. Porter was building a new elevator from scratch.
In the end, it wasn’t much to look at. The cage was completed with duct tape spun around a tarp, several feel of mis-matched vinyl fencing, and an assortment of beams and bars. The floor was a mosaic of carpet samples and there was no roof. But porter knew his invention would work because of his “secret weapon”--the one item he’d actually stolen.
Knowing he needed an electrical board to program the lift, Charlie Porter did something he’d never thought he’d do: he broke into City University and stole one. Or, at least, the nearest approximation. It was perfect--the panel already had readouts and tuning switches designated “Location” and “Time”.
It was New Year’s Eve for everyone else when Porter decided to take his maiden voyage. He was particularly oblivious to the goings-on around him as he was making the final adjustments to his machine. Even when well-meaning passers-by dropped change into his tool box, he was more annoyed than grateful.
Finally the street quieted down and Charlie Porter was alone with his obsession. He calibrated the elevator to move both up and left, intending to land atop the building on one side of his alley. His directions to the machine were precise: the panel required latitude and longitude as well as planet and solar system information. Chalking it up to interference from whatever the university students had planned it for, Porter dutifully entered all the specifics. The “Time” setting, though, he left on the default 0.0.
Charlie Porter entered his lift and pressed his jury-rigged “Close Door” button. Then he and his machine disappeared.
Thirteen and a half billion years ago, the big bang occurred. If anyone had actually been there, though, they would have described it as “a big bang and also a kinda human scream.”
May 17, 2013
Around Gray Publishes Presents - Sammy Vickstein
“Jane, I need the ring back.”
Jane’s imagination raced to make sense of Gerald‘s words. She ran her thumb over the ring in question, she had not yet gotten used to the token of their only now two day long engagement.
“Oh, no, it’s not like… let me explain,” Gerald said, moving over to the couch where Jane sat.
She made room for him, decided to hear him out. She owed him, no, she owed herself that much.
Gerald began:
Apparently Mrs. Schwarz, the lady who sold Gerald the ring, had made some sorta mistake. The ring Jane now wore should not have been sold, not to Gerald at least. Something about magic powers. The Germans wanted it, the Russians wanted it, the Jewish rapper Dr. Ira wanted it, a guy named Hal Jordan wanted it. Mrs. Schwarz had called Gerald earlier that day and tried to explain, realized it all sounded ridiculous and asked Gerald to stop by the jewelry store with the ring and she would try to explain in person.
Jane was pissed, wished Gerald respected her enough to be honest about whatever it was that was going on. She was just about to tell him so too- when a beam of white light shot out of the ring and went through their front window before slicing in half a German thug who had been sneaking up their lawn.
Jane’s imagination raced to make sense of Gerald‘s words. She ran her thumb over the ring in question, she had not yet gotten used to the token of their only now two day long engagement.
“Oh, no, it’s not like… let me explain,” Gerald said, moving over to the couch where Jane sat.
She made room for him, decided to hear him out. She owed him, no, she owed herself that much.
Gerald began:
Apparently Mrs. Schwarz, the lady who sold Gerald the ring, had made some sorta mistake. The ring Jane now wore should not have been sold, not to Gerald at least. Something about magic powers. The Germans wanted it, the Russians wanted it, the Jewish rapper Dr. Ira wanted it, a guy named Hal Jordan wanted it. Mrs. Schwarz had called Gerald earlier that day and tried to explain, realized it all sounded ridiculous and asked Gerald to stop by the jewelry store with the ring and she would try to explain in person.
Jane was pissed, wished Gerald respected her enough to be honest about whatever it was that was going on. She was just about to tell him so too- when a beam of white light shot out of the ring and went through their front window before slicing in half a German thug who had been sneaking up their lawn.
May 16, 2013
No. 382
“We yawn so that the little aliens who live in our brains
can get some fresh air,” Jocelyn told her little brother, Caleb, after repeated
questioning.
“That’s not true,” he replied.
“Really? Because you’re the one who asked me, so you’re the
one who doesn’t know.”
“Maybe you’re right,” he admitted, then returned to playing
with his truck.
“She’s on to us,” said the alien commander. “Prepare to
evacuate!”
“Hey, what was that?” said Caleb.
“What was what?” said his sister, annoyed at being interrupted
again.
“Something just flew out of your ear.”
She waved nonchalantly. “Probably just a bug. Stop bothering
me.”
“I bet it was the aliens.”
“Are you kidding me? I just made that up.”
May 15, 2013
No. 381
AJ didn’t like the look of the rash on his right hand. It
had started small, a few days earlier, but had now grown to cover everything
but his thumb.
“You should probably get that checked out,” his roommate, Shawn
Raymond, told him, as AJ left for work.
“Yeah, I think so. I’m busy today, but I’ll try to fit it
in,” said AJ on his way out the door. He flexed his fingers experimentally. The
dull itch had turned into a worrying burning sensation.
As he drove in to the office, the pain began to intensify.
When he arrived, it was only to throw his bag on his desk and let his boss know
he was going to the doctor.
AJ never made it that far. He pulled his car to the side of
the road and tucked himself into the foetal position. He’d never experienced
such agony, and the inflammation had reached his elbow. He used his opposite
arm to claw at the wound.
He was horrified to see the flesh flake away, disintegrating
into a sandy texture. He closed his eyes in misery. Once rid of the tissue,
though, the pain slacked.
When he opened his eyes, he regarded his limb curiously. The
skin and muscle that he expected to see were gone. Underneath was shiny pistons
and cables. He opened and closed his hand with a faint whine of gears
propelling the metal skeleton.
“What is this?” he gasped at the sight. Then, worryingly,
his left little finger began to itch.
AJ threw the car in drive and sped home, hoping desperately
that Shawn was gone for the day.
He was in luck. The apartment was empty when he came through
the door with a sweater over his arm. He hurried to his room and, after leaving
a message for Shawn that he’d be away on business, closed the door and didn’t
leave for a week.
When he emerged, he was reduced to a technological framework,
completely machine.
“Hey,” he greeted Shawn, who didn’t turn around.
“What’s up?” Shawn asked.
“I’m a robot, apparently,” replied AJ.
Shawn kept his focus on the TV. “Yup. We all knew that,” he
said without a reaction.
AJ was floored by the news. “What do you mean, ‘you knew’?
And who is ‘we’?”
"Almost everyone. It was pretty obvious."
"Almost everyone. It was pretty obvious."
May 14, 2013
No. 380
Jack moved his chair to follow the umbrella’s shadow. He’d
been watching people walk past the patio and hadn’t noticed how far the sun had
moved. Reaching for his glass, he was annoyed to find that the ice had melted.
He shook the condensation off of his hand and looked back toward the shop. He
wondered if he should buy another drink, or live with the warm one he already
had.
He didn’t see Amy until she sat down beside him.
“Hi,” she said. “How’s it going?”
“Yeah, fine,” said Jack, startled by her sudden appearance. “I’m
just killing time.”
Amy worked at a restaurant across the street, and knew who
Jack was waiting for.
“When’s Kelly done?” Amy asked.
“Ah, should be soon,” Jack replied. “It was supposed to be
twenty minutes ago, but I think something came up.” He’d told Amy about his
feelings for Kelly the week before. Now Amy made sure to ask him about her
every day.
“I see,” said Amy. She leaned over and stole Jack’s cup. “Does
she know you’re here for her?” she asked with the straw in her mouth.
“I think so,” said Jack. “I said something yesterday.”
Amy smiled. “What exactly did you say, yesterday?”
Jack slid back further into the shadow. “I said we should do
something, sometime.”
“I’m going in to see if she’s still here,” said Amy.
Jack didn’t say anything. Amy stood up and walked around the
table to Jack’s side.
“Get up,” she told him, grabbing his arm, and lifting. “You’re
coming, too.”
“But—,” Jack protested.
Amy was having none of it. She hustled him forward toward
the door. “Move! At the very least, you can buy your sister something for her
parched throat on this ridiculously hot day.”
“Fine, whatever,” Jack mumbled. “But it’s only going to be a
small since you just finished mine.”
Amy burst into the lobby with Jack in tow. “Kelly?” she
shouted across the counter. “Are you still here? My brother has something to
tell you.”
Kelly was nowhere to be seen. A man behind the till spoke
up.
“Kelly’s gone home,” he told Jack and Amy.
“Who are you?” asked Amy. “I’m here all the time and I’ve
never seen you before.”
“I’m new,” said the man. “This is my first shift at this
store. I’m Mike.”
“And so, four years ago, that’s how Mike and my sister met.
I’m going to take credit for it.” Jack finished his speech. He raised his
glass. “To the bride and groom.”
He sat down when the applause was over.
“Hey,” Kelly whispered in his ear. “You never told me that
story before. If I remember correctly, it wasn’t until a month after Mike
started that you asked me out.”
May 11, 2013
No. 379
The Tower dominated the landscape. It had been built when
the forest had been a flat plain. Now, the trees had grown full and tall, and
it still dwarfed its leafy neighbors.
Princess Alana could see the Tower looming above her as she
chopped her way through the underbrush. She tried not to look up very much.
Although it was her destination, the Tower frightened her.
But there was a prince at the top, and he needed her to rescue
him. She had to press on.
May 10, 2013
No. 378 - No. 368 Part 2
Part 1: http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2013/04/no-368.html
Emma swung and missed the ball completely.
“Yup,” Wayne noted.
“Can you tell me what I did wrong, there?” she asked, spinning
to face him.
Her direct eagerness surprised Wayne. He wasn’t ready with a
reply.
“Almost everything,” he finally managed, with a laugh.
Then he tried to remember the last time he’d laughed. It
wasn’t recently.
He showed her how to line up properly and had her hit a few
more times. She was a quick learner, for sure.
By the end of the lesson, he had yet to get a good read on
her, though. He was usually able to size somebody up quickly, but Emma seemed
to prove the exception to his rule. Short of asking her directly, he’d tried
everything he could to figure her out.
“Should I come back at the same time tomorrow?” she asked as
she put her clubs back in her bag.
“Whatever works best for you,” Wayne told her. It wasn’t
like he was going to be busy.
“Alright,” she said happily. “Same, then. Sounds good. See
you tomorrow, Wayne.”
Then she left.
Wayne stood still for a moment. Then he walked back inside
to the front desk. His wife met him at the counter.
“How was she?” his wife asked him.
“Good,” said Wayne. “For a beginner,” he added.
His wife looked at the clock on the wall. “You were out
there for a while.”
Wayne shrugged. “First lesson.”
“Yes,” his wife agreed. “We could use the business.”
“Right,” said Wayne.
“Is she coming back?”
“Tomorrow.”
There was an awkward silence.
“You know, you sent her out to me,” he told his wife
abruptly.
“I most certainly did not,” she said with her arms crossed.
May 09, 2013
No. 377 - The Return of Fangy
Part 1 - http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2012/06/no-132.html
Part 2 - http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2012/07/no-164-fangy-part-2.html
Part 2 - http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2012/07/no-164-fangy-part-2.html
After a particularly violent attack on a mailman, Fangy had
been sent to live at the zoo. But Nicholas had been given a free pass, so they
still saw each other regularly.
Despite the frequent visits, however, Nicholas was unhappy
with the arrangement. It was his opinion that Fangy had been unfairly blamed
for the mauling. The neighbors had recently bought a new dog, a vicious one, by
all accounts, and it had been seen running free on the same day of the alleged
incident.
Because of this suspicion, Nicholas spent most of his time
at the zoo looking for ways to break Fangy out of his exhibit.
Fangy had spent his time in captivity trying alternately to
burrow his way out, or to sneak through the open doors at feeding time. His
constant activity and inquisitive-yet-deadly nature made him popular with zoo
visitors, and with his keeper, Mr. Marsh.
“Hello, Mr. Marsh,” said Nicholas as he walked by the “Staff
Only” entrance to the velociraptor pit.
“Hi, Nick,” Mr. Marsh said, waving at the boy. “Fangy’s been
in a little bit of trouble since you came the other day.”
Nicholas gritted his teeth. He had a plan to bust Fangy out
that evening, but when Fangy got in trouble, that usually meant he wasn’t
allowed in the outside part of his pen for a few days. “What did he do this
time?” he asked casually, trying not to show his nervousness.
“Clawed a tourist who got too close to the edge while taking
pictures. Tore him up real good,” said Mr. Marsh sternly. Then he winked at
Nicholas. “But the tourist had it coming.”
That’s why Nicholas liked Mr. Marsh. He always took Fangy’s
side.
“Is he locked up?” asked Nicholas.
“Well,” said Mr. Marsh. “We had to for a little while, until
picture-guy left the park. But I couldn’t leave Fangy all cooped up like that all
night, so I unlocked the gate before I left.” Mr. Marsh paused for a moment. “Come
to think of it, though, I haven’t seen him out today.”
Nicholas thought the man was acting strangely, but didn’t
want to draw attention to it, lest Mr. Marsh wonder why Nicholas seemed jumpy,
too.
“We should see if he’s OK,” said Nicholas.
Mr. Marsh agreed, and they pair went together through the maintenance
area to Fangy’s stall. To their surprise, the dinosaur wasn’t in his den. The
straw on the floor in one corner had been disturbed, and sunlight shone through
a large hole in the wall.
“Uh oh,” said Mr. Marsh loudly while he looked around. “It
looks like he chewed his way out.” He pulled out a walkie-talkie and began
speaking very quickly. “Code red, velociraptor escape. Code red, repeat, Fangy
has escaped.”
Then he knelt down next to Nicholas and whispered. “Sorry, I
had to make sure it seems real. Of course Fangy can’t chew through concrete,
but they don’t know that. You should be able to find him down by the lake.”
“Thanks Mr. Marsh,” said Nicholas happily. The keeper’s plan
had been much simpler than his. And now Fangy was free.
“A dinosaur should be with his boy,” said Mr. Marsh. “But be
careful . If he eats anybody else, he’ll have to come straight back here.” He laughed.
“Anybody that we like, that is.”
May 08, 2013
No. 376
“You ate it? I can’t
believe it!”
“Yeah, well. Not on purpose, obviously.”
“How did it taste?”
“Crunchy.”
“Crunchy’s not a flavor!”
“Do you really want to know what a bug tastes like?”
May 07, 2013
No. 375 - No. 372 Part 2B
Part 1: http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2013/05/no-372.html
Part 2: http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2013/05/no-373-no-372-part-2.html
Part 2: http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2013/05/no-373-no-372-part-2.html
A year went by.
The men at Station X had resigned themselves to the fact
that the light would never illuminate.
Then, on a stormy winter morning, it did.
Bradshaw leapt to hit the button, throwing his chair aside.
Mitchell intercepted him halfway there. “Don’t,” he said,
looking Bradshaw in the eyes.
“I have to,” said Bradshaw. “We can go home.” He strained
toward his target.
Mitchell held him fast, and repeated his plea. “Please don’t.”
Bradshaw’s struggles subsided. “The light is on,” he
protested in vain.
He reached for the button again.
Mitchell drew his pistol and pointed it at Bradshaw. “You
can’t.”
“What’s wrong with you? We’ll be here forever!” Bradshaw was
becoming frantic. “Why?”
Mitchell kept the weapon trained on his companion. “Because
I know what the button is for.”
The answer was too much for Bradshaw. He lunged forward, ignoring
the gun.
A single shot from inside the hut echoed across the
windswept landscape.
Mitchell sat alone inside the shelter. He did not press the
button.
May 06, 2013
No. 374
“The boy tried to attack me,” the wolf told the excited pack
that had gathered around him. “But I narrowly escaped.”
The other s “oooed” and “ahhed” appropriately.
The problem was, the wolf was lying. He’d seen the human at
a distance, but at no point during his sheep-hunting was he ever threatened in
the least.
“What are you going to do next time?” asked one of the other
wolves.
“Oh, he won’t know what’s coming, that’s for sure,” the wolf
boasted confidently. “Now that I’ve seen him, I know his weaknesses. I’ll probably eat him.”
The rest of the pack was keen to see this and so, the next
day, they all met on the hill opposite the sheep paddock.
“You show that boy who’s boss,” they told the wolf, and
pointed him in the direction of the shepherd.
The wolf crept slowly toward the child, while at the same
time trying frantically to work out just how he was going to make the kill.
“Go get him!” the pack urged him on when he looked back.
And so he moved closer and closer. But he made a grave
mistake and allowed his tail to brush against a dry bush with a rattling sound.
The shepherd turned immediately and spotted the wolf.
“That’s too bad,” said the pack leader when the rest were
safe in their lair, gunshot still echoing in their ears. “He had such
potential. I suppose that’s what happens to the wolf who cries boy.”
May 05, 2013
No. 373 - No. 372 Part 2A
Part 1: http://aroundgray.blogspot.ca/2013/05/no-372.html
The years went by.
In the Capital, an archivist found reference to a “Station X”.
He brought the discovery to his superior’s attention.
“Sir, there’s no record that these men were ever relieved.”
The commander examined the documents. “Send a team.”
The transport landed just short of the windswept outpost.
The archivist and two soldiers disembarked and approached the entrance.
A single old man was there to greet them. “You finally came,”
he whispered.
“Where’s the other one?” asked the archivist.
The old man was silent. He pointed at a rough pile of rocks.
“I see. In any case, you can stand down. We’ll take you back
home.”
The man from Station X’s eyes welled up. “This is my home.”
“As you wish,” said the archivist. He motioned for the
others to follow him back to the transport.
“Wait,” said the man. “I have a question.”
“Yes?”
“What was the button for?”
The archivist shook his head. “I’m sorry,” he said. “That’s
classified. Just be grateful you never had to push it.”
The old man nodded once, and then returned to his post.
May 04, 2013
No. 372
Station X was on the far side of the middle of nowhere.
Visitors never came, and the two men assigned to guard it had long since
exhausted every topic of casual conversation. There was nothing to do at
Station X but wait.
Indeed, the men had never been told what they were waiting
for. On one console of the barren shack that comprised the entire base was a
large red light. If the light ever turned on, the men were to press the yellow
button on the opposite wall. Under threat of treason, and the firing squad, they
were not allowed to leave before completing the task.
“They’ve forgotten us,” said one man.
“Maybe,” said the other.
Time passed slowly.
May 03, 2013
No. 371
Initially, Conner didn’t notice anything different. He
brushed his teeth, like usual. He ate his cereal, like usual. He fed his fish,
like usual.
It wasn’t until he left his house to catch the bus that the
first hairs stood up on the back of his neck. Nothing seemed out of place, but
he didn’t recognize anybody in the street.
Shaking off the strange feeling, he hustled to the bus stop.
The 8:55 was always on time and he only had a few minutes to get there.
“Good morning,” he said to the only person waiting in line.
“Hi,” she said, dismissively.
Conner didn’t pick up on the clue, and pressed the
conversation. “I can’t believe it’s already May, can you?”
The woman looked at him oddly. “Yeah,” she said. “Tomorrow.”
He returned the look. “What do you mean, ‘tomorrow’?” he
asked.
“You said it was May,” she told him. “It’s not May.”
“I’m pretty sure it’s May.” Now her tone was making Conner feel
defensive.
“Whatever,” she said with a shrug.
They both spent the next minute ignoring each other, waiting
for the bus to arrive.
Conner couldn’t leave the subject alone, though. “What day
do you think it is?” he asked.
She rolled her eyes. “Really? It’s April 31st.”
“That’s not even a day,” Conner laughed. “I thought I was
going crazy for a moment there.”
Before he could explain the many reasons that the woman was
wrong, his watch beeped. He looked at it. It read “9:00”.
Then he noticed something else. It also said “04 31”.
He made a closer inspection of his surroundings. He felt his
stomach drop as he realized they were all very familiar but, also, quite
different from the ones he knew.
He knew, in that moment, that he was very far from home.